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Anon is your financial advisor
(sh.itjust.works)
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I stole one of those huge rolls from college once. It dispenses just fine on the floor.
Yeah but then you're wiping floor on your ass.
There is literal shit on my arse, what difference does some floor make?
Because the bacteria in your booty hole aren't the same things that are on floor.
Floor spice makes everything nice!
College, they've done worse to themself.