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Which 10 commandments?
The 10 that are left after Moses dropped the third tablet.
Under appreciated comment right there
the first tablet(s). We don't know what the original tablets said. He came down, saw the shitfuckery that was going on, smashed them, and went back up to get two new ones made for the golden cow worshiping jews who had gotten bored while he was up there.
It's a reference to a scene in a Mel Brooks movie. ;)
"I bring you these fifteen-" *smash* "Ten! Ten commandments!"
Yeah does the law specify which ones? Many christian sects have slightly different wording and ordering.
The actual 10 commandments:
11 Obey what I command you today. I will drive out before you the Amorites, Canaanites, Hittites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites. 12 Be careful not to make a treaty with those who live in the land where you are going, or they will be a snare among you. 13 Break down their altars, smash their sacred stones and cut down their Asherah poles.[a] 14 Do not worship any other god, for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God.
15 “Be careful not to make a treaty with those who live in the land; for when they prostitute themselves to their gods and sacrifice to them, they will invite you and you will eat their sacrifices. 16 And when you choose some of their daughters as wives for your sons and those daughters prostitute themselves to their gods, they will lead your sons to do the same.
17 “Do not make any idols.
18 “Celebrate the Festival of Unleavened Bread. For seven days eat bread made without yeast, as I commanded you. Do this at the appointed time in the month of Aviv, for in that month you came out of Egypt.
19 “The first offspring of every womb belongs to me, including all the firstborn males of your livestock, whether from herd or flock. 20 Redeem the firstborn donkey with a lamb, but if you do not redeem it, break its neck. Redeem all your firstborn sons.
“No one is to appear before me empty-handed.
21 “Six days you shall labor, but on the seventh day you shall rest; even during the plowing season and harvest you must rest.
22 “Celebrate the Festival of Weeks with the firstfruits of the wheat harvest, and the Festival of Ingathering at the turn of the year.[b] 23 Three times a year all your men are to appear before the Sovereign Lord, the God of Israel. 24 I will drive out nations before you and enlarge your territory, and no one will covet your land when you go up three times each year to appear before the Lord your God.
25 “Do not offer the blood of a sacrifice to me along with anything containing yeast, and do not let any of the sacrifice from the Passover Festival remain until morning.
26 “Bring the best of the firstfruits of your soil to the house of the Lord your God.
“Do not cook a young goat in its mother’s milk.”
They lost me at "obey"
It's wild that this list of obvious control mechanisms to empower the clergy ends with
"But seriously, don't cook a goat in its mother's milk. That's just fucked up and cruel."
I have to assume it was some weirdly specific ritual meal they were banning.
I mean who hasn't been served a bad dish of incestuous goat soup?
title of your sex tape.
And even the KJV edits did not manage to paper over the fact that there are in fact 18 if you count Sky Daddy's recitation/rant in Exodus after the whole golden calf incident.
Well, it's 10, so it can't be the Jewish version. I'm guessing the Protestant version.