dunking on actual children

You know this is a good loophole. I'm gonna tell you about the time an older student (at least in his mid 30s) argued with the professor for about 5 mins in class about what the author of the assigned reading actually meant to say. The professor, to his credit, tried his best to explain in plain English terms what the article meant but the student just wanted to argue. In the end the professor goes "Okay, look at the article. Now look at the author's name. Okay, now look at your syllabus and look at my name."

Student dude immediately said "sorry" and sat the fuck down. He had been arguing with the professor over the professor's article all along.

I have to ask, is this an Anglo nation

This was an Anglo nation but it would surprise a lot of people to know that many Anglo nations don't have a written constitution or bill of rights.