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[-] tupcakes@midwest.social 61 points 4 months ago

A smart egg tray. It was in fact quite stupid. Mainly purchased it because of how absurd it was.

Main issues:

  • it was constantly wrong about how many eggs were in the tray
  • it was wrong about the eggs age.
  • it took 6AA batteries that only lasted a month at best.

[-] weststadtgesicht@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 4 months ago

That really sounds absurd. Both the idea itself and the fact that they somehow screwed up the execution of such a simple thing that much.

[-] Shialac@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

The egg that stays fresh for a few hundred years is kinda lame for an SCP

[-] Archer@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I dunno, does it warp probability around it so that no matter what, the egg is always fresh? How far does the effect extend? Does it affect people or just physical interactions? If people ask these questions are they under the effect and contributing to the egg’s defense and therefore continued freshness?

[-] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

That sounds eggceptionally stupid, eggregious even.

[-] Steak@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

Hahahahaha omg that is horrible

[-] TechNerdWizard42@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Wow I thought I was the only idiot that bought it. Once they started charging for the smart features, it got unbatteried and became just a fancy box.

this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2024
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