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Stop use docker (lemmy.world)
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[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Weak one. Let's ideate on a better version

STOP DOING DOCKER

  • Virtualization was supposed to reduce the overhead, not create entire DevOps departments.

  • Years of containerization yet no real use over make clean; make build

  • Wanted to deploy your app in the "cloud" anyways for a laugh? We had a tool for it, it's called rsync

  • Let's run a virtual container in --privileged mode, so we can manage system resources from it -- Statements dreamt up by utterly Deranged

Look at what tech interviews have been demanding your Respect for all these years. (These are real documentation examples for how a simple virtualization supposedly works)

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Hello, I would like to put 20 Terabytes of "images" into my /var/lib/, please!

They played us for absolute fools!

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

A good example of a similar meme: https://i.redd.it/uew0stv0mff61.jpg

[-] dan@upvote.au 4 points 10 months ago

Your version is better than OP

[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 3 points 10 months ago

https://i.sstatic.net/7GLcJ.png

The owner of the site does not allow hotlinking to the resource.

[-] henrikx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

And who's gonna stop us?

[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Error 1011: Access Denied

Cloudflare, apparently

And I feel like this is going to be my new Find My IP service.

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
  • Let's run a virtual container in --privileged mode, so we can manage system resources from it

Seriously?

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

agree or disagree with facts and arguments.

Right now it's not clear if your reaction is pointed towards the privileged mode or towards its criticism.

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You don't support superposition yet?

...I mean, not running monitoring software as container, would be an idea.

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