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[-] cheddar@programming.dev 9 points 4 months ago

I married Java Design Patterns and we are happy, okay? Meet our kids Singleton and Observer.

[-] sparkle@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Pfft, silly object-oriented devs. My children are named Typeclass and Iterator! Scala Design Patterns prove themselves to reign supreme once again. Enjoy sending your kids to public coding bootcamp.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

Can you even breathe on that high of a horse? Don't talk to me or my kids malloc and free ever again!

[-] Tibi@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago

Under da sea with malloc and free 🎶

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