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[-] sunzu@kbin.run 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Poor thing is titan of American jurisprudence but makes about same salary as 30 year old big tech developer...

I would be miffed too tbh

[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 months ago

Maybe he should quit and find a higher paying job.

[-] sunzu@kbin.run 2 points 4 months ago

But the he wouldn't be a mullah :(

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Plus, I think his wife would kill him if he tried to quit.

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