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On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid? (lemmy.ml)

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[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 89 points 5 months ago

"Redditors of Reddit, how do you sexily sex the sex out of sexy sex???"

Serious response: you can't really make a very general rule. There are a lot of people who write quite maturely since their teens, and a lot of people who are morons since their teens and have endless dedication and determination to remain in that state for as long as they breathe.

[-] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I do remember some posts on r/sex back in the day that were absolutely kids (teens) and you could tell by how

Freaked out they were about totally normal stuff.
Excited they were about how great sex is.

I remember there was a funny day when there were two top upvoted posts on r/sex (probably in like 2017) where one was like

It turns me on when my boyfriend masturbates to me, am I normal?

And the other one was like

I (female bodied, they/them / nb) am a furry and my wife and I like to pretend that I'm a wolf and I'm hunting and eating her. What can we make that will look and feel like real organs I can "rip" out of her stomach and eat, and what could we use for fake blood that would be the easiest to clean up?

People kept linking the second one in the first one and reassuring this poor girl that she's totally normal.

[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

I (female bodied, they/them / nb) am a furry and my wife and I like to pretend that I’m a wolf and I’m hunting and eating her. What can we make that will look and feel like real organs I can “rip” out of her stomach and eat, and what could we use for fake blood that would be the easiest to clean up?

Absolutely based, all the rest of us plebs just need to learn about the depth and power of their kinkiness. Cheers to their banquet.

[-] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Honestly that was my first thought as well. They sure know exactly what they find fun.

[-] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

Laughed at the second girl talking about her wife

[-] statist43@feddit.de 5 points 5 months ago

It really sounds like you're 14.

[-] Steak@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

Skibidibi toilet

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