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Supreme Court rules Trump can and probably should shoot someone on 5th Avenue
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It is imperative that Biden writes a message from the office of the president that he will “shoot trump on stage during the next debate. “
That probably wouldn't be an official act. Instead, he should order Kamala to do it (communicating with the VP is a core duty) and then pardon her when she does (pardons are a core duty). There, everyone is immune and the entire scheme cannot be questioned or referenced for evidence except for impeachment.