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Reddit is down (lemmy.world)

Is there a place to watch lemmy user numbers in real time? interested to see if there's a spike as users try out something else with their new free time.

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[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

It's a fleshlight modeled to look like a pez dispenser. When the mouth pops open, instead of candy coming out, your c#*k goes in.

[-] TheCraiggers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago

Did you know you can say cock on the Internet? Fuck, piss, shit, and cum too. What an amazing place this internet thing is!

[-] squaresinger@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

You must have paid for a better internet access. Every time I say pi$$, $ht or c0k it just keeps replacing the characters. It's really annoying when you try to talk about fish and nobody knows what you say when you type seaba$$

[-] TheCraiggers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

That would be annoying, since my password is pisscockshit.

[-] squaresinger@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

I tried to hack your account, but it didn't let me log in with p|$$c0%k$h|t.

[-] cokane_88@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You can tell when people use speech to text because all the F*cking swear words are censored and there's no punctuation

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sir I don't know what the **** your talking about full stop text to speech has been nothing but wonder fuel for writing elaborate sentences and paragraphs on my social media feeds

[-] cokane_88@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"wonder fuel for writing" lmao sure about that?

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was making fun of speech to text software colon right parenthesis

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I refrained in fear of summoning OPs mom.

[-] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

Some Lemmy instances censor some words

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