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How programmers comment their code (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 114 points 2 years ago 
/*
 * Gets stupidFuckingInteger
 *
 * @returns stupidFuckingInteger
*/
public double getStupidFuckingInteger() {
    return stupidFuckingInteger;
}
[-] mrpants@midwest.social 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The lack of a return type declaration makes this sooo good.

[-] expr@programming.dev 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It has the return type declared to be double.

[-] mrpants@midwest.social 18 points 2 years ago

I cannot read. Even better.

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago

This being a double physically hurts

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago

Makes sense, people looking for int would find a double

[-] AdNecrias@lemmy.pt 4 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of a job I had where c# summaries were mandatory and people used a documentation generator just like that.

/// Ages the Category. public int AgeCategory (...)

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

plenty of APIs in Java have documentation like that and it is worst when I read the documentation in order to find out the definition of the nouns and verbs used there and then it is just like that

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