I prefer this:
Here are the color names most disproportionately popular among women:
- Dusty Teal
- Blush Pink
- Dusty Lavender
- Butter Yellow
- Dusky Rose
Here are the color names most disproportionately popular among men:
- Penis
- Gay
- WTF
- Dunno
- Baige
I … that’s not my typo in #5

Which comparisons exactly are prevented?
I can say the AfD is a nazi party. I can say I believe they are very similar to the NSDAP 100 years ago. I can say they oppose the German constitution, especially the human rights provisions.
Same with Israel: I can say Israel is fascist. I can compare it to apartheid. I can say Israel has since its founding enageged in ethnic cleansing and genocide.
The only comparisons banned are those considered hyperbolic. I cannot say the AfD plans to commit genocide because they simply don't. I cannot say Israel is repeating the Holocaust because it's obviously not. Anything off an order of magnitude or more is iffy at best and illegal at worst.
Really though, it's a mild annoyance at worst to comply with hate speech laws. Slightly adjust what you want to say and you're fine. There are far, far more restrictive German laws that actually stifle free speech - such as the ban on "protective weapons" during protests combined with police violence not being prosecuted.