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I know which one I am, unfortunately.
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I swear it's easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.
Hopefully they're both yeetable
My wife is not yeetable.
Can I interest you in a very nice Trebuchet?
Careful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.
Simple catapult it is then
A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)
Wives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.
Why was I reminded of this
When a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?
No, I always remind her to pee first.