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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago

I swear it's easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Hopefully they're both yeetable

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago
[-] coffinwood@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 year ago

Can I interest you in a very nice Trebuchet?

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Careful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Simple catapult it is then

A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)

[-] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Wives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Why was I reminded of this

[-] dufkm@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

When a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

No, I always remind her to pee first.

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