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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 117 points 4 months ago

You got me fucked up if I'm waking up early on my master approved break from wage slaving. I'm waking up at noon and I'm having a bowl for breakfast.

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago

Bowl of peanut butter crunch.

After ripping a steamroller of course

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago

ripping a steamroller across your favorite shirt.

After getting high of course

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

high up in the hotel because the club level’s breakfast has an omelette station.

After smoking marijuana of course

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The smoked marinara dipping sauce is a regional favorite, complementary offered at all meals to the hotel's guests.

After inhaling thc vapors purely for recreation of course

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

The gnc flavors of vitamins go well with a healthy bowl of fresh fruit for your daily nutritional and fiber needs.

After freebasing an eight-ball of crack cocaine of course.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago

Freeshotting the 8-ball without cracking the pool table cloth.

After smoking a blunt while listening to Bob Marley of course.

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