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Anon wants to be a vampire
(sh.itjust.works)
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Or a bunch of redneck vampires invade Mexico
Quick! Book a pitch meeting with the heads of all the major studios!
I'm thinking Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter meets Here Comes Honey Boo Boo meets Duck Dynasty!
Haven't you watched From Dusk 'til Dawn? Vampires come FROM Mexico