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Anon wants to be a vampire
(sh.itjust.works)
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I think Anon needs to retake middle school biology. You see there's this thing called the predator/prey relationship and if the predators outnumber the prey, things are gonna get real dire REAL fast. Like this:
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0433362/
Yeah this is always the best thing when reading things like that; at the end of eternity we’ll be left with an immense amount of shrivelled, dusty and extremely hangry immortals.
I was in a band called Extremely Hangry Immortals.
We mostly played industrial horrorcore and metal covers of food commercial jingles.
What a cool name! And that sounds like an erudite repertoire
I wonder who sleep is better for
Prey or predator?
Party people, put your hands together for The Deadener.