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HP forced to ditch popular printer range following user backlash
(www.techradar.com)
This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
"Requires subscription. Monthly cost: $XX, total cost over 5y: $XXX" should do it
Or take the ad-supported option, where it prints out ads on your documents!
Ads for the toner, which they're wasting because fuck you, and also ads to not use third party anything, lest you want the printer and your computer bricked.