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rule (reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers) (lemmy.cafe)

submitted 4 months ago by spujb@lemmy.cafe to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago

(reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers)

Don't eat breakfast or lunch. Just eat snacks and dinner. Gorge yourself like a snake. Eat a whole loaf of bread and call it your daily ration. Be ungovernable.

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 21 points 4 months ago

i’ve just started dangling various food types by twine from my ceiling and running at top speed around the house with my mouth open like pacman, am i doing it right