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Some of y'all ain't ready for the revolution (NSFW: Slight nudity in photos) (hexbear.net)

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[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 39 points 4 months ago

I'll never be a bureaucrat. I'm too busying building Cybersyn 2: Socialist Boogaloo

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago

You will be in charge of exterminating the outdoor cats

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago

kitty-cri snipes-hesitation

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

rat-salute-2

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

(Do not say "Why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?", Erika. You've heard the legends about the Great Outdoor Cat Struggle Session. You do not want to re-ignite that war. You know purrfectly well why they have to kill the kitty cats.)

"Yeah but why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?"

(God... dammit!!)

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

iirc, the question that ignited a war was "are outdoor cats vegan?" -- meaning "can vegans own outdoor cats?" it devolved quickly into "should outdoor cats be killed?" with radical environmentalists on one side and felinitarians on the other, while the rest of us antelope-popcorn