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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
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How long till this becomes true?
How long to till? Well, it depends how long your field is, and whether you're using all of it.
Wait. Did you mean "till as in plough" or "till as in a cash-drawer?" Both are accurate. It's not the boat-steerer, as that's a till-er.
Lmao, fuck you kindly