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I love my cat, and if he did this, I would be absolutely flattered that he felt safe to eat a meal on top of me. Plus it’d be so freaking hysterical to wake up to such an absurd scenario you’d never expect to happen! One of those things you wish you got on video
My cat will carry his toys to me and drop them at my feet when he wants to play, for context.
True story. I woke.up wirh my.cat touching my face, like intentionally trying to wake me up, when I opened my eyes she droped a LIVE cockroach In my face. I guess she was trying to warn me or give me.a gift but that was traumatic
Bro that was traumatic to read. Please accept my condolences. I hope you will recover.
LOL. Our cats are just so thoughtful aren’t they?
lovely
Did you scream immediately? ...the cockroach didn't enter your mouth doesn't it?
omg no!!!! I did scream and jumped, and slaped the roach far away. Then my cat killed it and left a mess for me to clean
Username checks out :P
My cat wakes me up every night somewhere between 4 and 5 and asks for belly rubs. She goes back to sleep after 5-10 minutes.
My cat keeps waiting patiently till I open my eyes, and as soon as she notices Im awake she runs up to my head and starts rubbing her own head against my face. She gets so worked up she sometimes does little cartwheels.
Haha, nice!
She’s trained you well! And how can one say no to rubbing cat belly?
She certainly did!
Btw, I work from home and when she wants belly rubs, she comes to me and starts touching me with a paw. That's how she asks for belly rubs when I'm sitting in my chair, haha. She's obsessed with belly rubs!
As a cat owner, I'm obsessed with giving them belly rubs as well.
Cat tax?