Everything in the South shortens someone's lifespan. Palmetto bugs aren't the only reason I moved out of Florida, but they're definitely on the list somewhere.
Moving out of FL sounds like one of those things you'll look back on someday and not regret at all.
Like moving out of any post-industrial place that has become an absolute shithole.
Yeah, I'm looking at you, Middlesbrough.
Everything in the South shortens someone's lifespan. Palmetto bugs aren't the only reason I moved out of Florida, but they're definitely on the list somewhere.
Moving out of FL sounds like one of those things you'll look back on someday and not regret at all.
Like moving out of any post-industrial place that has become an absolute shithole.
Yeah, I'm looking at you, Middlesbrough.