414

Zoom exec calls in-office work mandate a ‘success’ — despite working remotely himself (www.kron4.com)

submitted 1 year ago by half@lemy.lol to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

25 comments fedilink hide all child comments

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17585420

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My jaw hits the floor as the dumbass-in-chief publicly doubles down.

Holy forking shirt balls.

I have so many questions. Specifically:

Which loved ones of which Zoom board members are locked in this guy's basement?
When do his short positions on Zoom stock mature?

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Are you in the Bad Place?

[-] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Even Jason figured out we’re in the bad place

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

"JASON figured it out? Yeah...this one hurts."

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

.......Jason? The red ranger???

this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024

414 points (99.1% liked)

Not The Onion

17217 readers

573 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world