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this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2024
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i just can't wrap my head around the fact that otherwise normal intelligent people are so fucking addicted to fake validation from fake "friends" that they continue to consume (PAY FOR) bullshit like twitter
Especially when they can get upvotes for free on Lemmy
1 upvote = 1 dopamine
Here you go friend, have some free drugs
Can I have some drugs too? I’m joshin’ hard man
Would you suck their wang for it
hand job is last offer
Real talk, hand jobs are kind of underrated.
Maybe the reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario').
(am I trying too hard, I really want to bring this copypasta back. I wish lemmy had more copypasta shitposts)
I've been giving myself hand jobs for 30 years. I'm a pro compared to anyone who wants to give me one.
Nobody knows my dick like I do!
No haha never haha that’s not something I would do ha ha ha
I could really use a fix right now me friend
I got you, fam.
1 downvote = 1 dopamine too!
Engagement is all that matters!
Even 0 engagement is fine if i made myself laugh from my own comment. That = 1 dopamine too!
But upvote dopamine has a short drug half life
Wait we have upvotes?! I'm only getting downvotes
Edit: downvotes really??
Here you go, one more downvote. Enjoy friend
Why are you booing him he's right
I'm only booing him to make a point :)
He needs our help to prove him so.
You never specified that you don’t want downvotes
mood
Downvotes of love!
I'm also continously surprised by how socially codependent people are.
humans are social creatures by nature but the issue is the way that people go about fulfilling those needs in the most useless, destructive way possible
As long as the socialibility of the human creates another human who uses the same tools to also make a human, etc., the system works and will require no changes.
this is like that moment in a cartoon where a character looks at their feet, notices they're standing on air, and fall down
i wasn't talking about people being socially codependent, i was talking about how people are addicted to bullshit social media to the point that they neglect actual social interaction with the people (i.e. friends and family) who are literally in physical proximity to them. all to amass fake "likes" for their feed
It’s because they’re actually bigots and enjoy being in the company of other bigots who don’t call them out.