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this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2024
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i just can't wrap my head around the fact that otherwise normal intelligent people are so fucking addicted to fake validation from fake "friends" that they continue to consume (PAY FOR) bullshit like twitter
Especially when they can get upvotes for free on Lemmy
1 upvote = 1 dopamine
Here you go friend, have some free drugs
Can I have some drugs too? I’m joshin’ hard man
Would you suck their wang for it
hand job is last offer
Real talk, hand jobs are kind of underrated.
Maybe the reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario').
(am I trying too hard, I really want to bring this copypasta back. I wish lemmy had more copypasta shitposts)
I've been giving myself hand jobs for 30 years. I'm a pro compared to anyone who wants to give me one.
Nobody knows my dick like I do!
No haha never haha that’s not something I would do ha ha ha
I could really use a fix right now me friend
I got you, fam.