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[-] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 14 points 4 months ago

I once flew on an airplane sat next to a masseuse who consumed most of her own small-sized bottle of liquor she had brought on board with her, and we talked extensively as she became drunker and then she gave me a massage. That was pretty pleasant tbh.

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 13 points 4 months ago

I don't know what to do with this information.

[-] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 11 points 4 months ago

Maybe just make a habit of carrying a small bottle of liquor onto airplanes, and carry it up and down in the aisle making that “pspsps” noise you can use to summon cats.