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[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 142 points 4 months ago

Don’t forget the 4500 emails suggesting you upgrade to slorp pro-premium-plus-max

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 39 points 4 months ago

You make fun of this but I really had bonto pro-premium-plus-max and it comes with many benefits like not getting these mails anymore

[-] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 33 points 4 months ago

Then when you finally upgrade to premium plus max lifetime, the acquisition happens and lifetime licenses get cancelled.

[-] kshade@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

"You have 17 messages in your Slorp-box! Click here to log in"

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"Loser McDouchebag from high school recently Slorped! Click here to read it!"

[-] kshade@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And, after the rebranding: "Someone looked at your BONTO! profile! Want to know who? Get BONTO! Premium and send them a BONTO!-Gram! Remember, this could be the beginning of something wonderful! Get it now for only $9,99 (first 6 months, conditions apply)!"

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And if you already did, then you're really missing out on the pro lifetime plan that includes a lifetime license!*

^(* lifetime license only valid until we release the next version in 2 months)

this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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