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[-] kshade@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

"You have 17 messages in your Slorp-box! Click here to log in"

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"Loser McDouchebag from high school recently Slorped! Click here to read it!"

[-] kshade@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

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this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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