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Anon tries to flirt?
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Fake: anon turned down a woman who was hitting on him
Gay: anon turned down a woman who was hitting on him
Fake. This required a 4chan user to go outside and interact with other people and we know that's impossible
Fake: Anon with muscles.
Well at least muscles in both arms
Swole chewing muscles are not unheard of.