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Republicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trump
(www.bbc.co.uk)
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Made me think of this.
if straight women got bleeped when they said "dyke" I'd have a way easier time dating 🫠
just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like "TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT'S THE WORD FOR 'an embankment for holding back water'!?"
"[bleep]?"
"correct thank you ma'am have a nice day"
"dyke?"
"correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?"
"TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT'S THE WORD FOR 'an embankment for holding back water'!?"
"A levee??"
"... touchè"
I'm confused - does the microphone have gaydar screening and auto-bleep capabilities? I would describe that as much more than a fake microphone.
moreso this is a hypothetical alternate universe where every time a straight woman says the word "dyke" it gets bleeped, a la that South Park clip