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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Tell ya what I think boo. I think I need to start scamming sovcits, Christians and MAGA. Why am I not getting rich off these idiots?!

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Considering starting a company more than once.

"I've navigated the system and never need to work again. Join me for my 10 min low production value videos where I explain how I did it. Only $300 pay per view which I need for reasons unrelated to the fact that I apparently claimed my millions correctly and still want cash"

[-] thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

Only $300 because not just anyone is clever enough to participate and I want only the best and most clever investors working with me.

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago
[-] thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

“Partner” is a very exclusive title in my circle, and I reserve it only for the most discerning investors, who want to climb to the upper echelons of personal wealth. But you seem like just the right kind of person to me, perhaps I can expedite your application - shall we say a small $10k donation to my charitable foundation?

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Great, where's the postage stamp i need to sign over, and do you understand agreements with nautical carriers?

(I cant even drop to this level of stupid when I'm trying)

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

I don't see why not. Sell ear bandages that you've dripped melted chocolate on and say it's from Trump's ear.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

You don't even need to scam them. They're posting their full birth certificate on Facebook

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 3 months ago

The closest I ever got to persuading a flat earther is pointing out that the guy he's getting his mystical nonsense from was trying to sell him a $300 pdf to teach him to open his third eye.

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

Mmmm that about what I pay the doctor to jam a finger up my...third eye.

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