No no no, not infinite money! That would be ridiculous, oh my gosh!

No, they think that you're born with 2 million magical dollars attached to your name, and birth certificates are basically the check transferring that money to the federal government. And that if you game this system properly, you can earn interest on that 2 million and use it however you want while getting to ignore the laws that hold everyone else down.

No, I'm not joking. That literally the whole thing.