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Update Faker - Fake a system update
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a webpage that simulates a systemd shutdown when that one stupid service won't stop?
https://unix.stackexchange.com/questions/685343/stop-systemd-from-disrupting-shutdown
Fucking nuke the bastard process with a sigkill.