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[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 110 points 3 months ago

I know this is screaming into the void on a 4chan community, but if you're smashing electronics in fits of rage you should probably go to therapy.

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 25 points 3 months ago

...unless it's an N64 controller, and you just got blueshell'd in Mario Kart/Oddjob'd in GoldenEye, in which case that's perfectly normal behavior

[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 12 points 3 months ago

unless it's an N64 controller

is sufficient (I always hated that thing and still don't know how to hold it -- I didn't have an N64 and only played it a few times).

[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

Holding it is very easy. This is how you do it:

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 3 months ago

The answer is that you needed a different controller layout for different games so you would grab the handles that were needed essentially allowing for about 4 different options.

The problem was definitely when everyone started realizing if you had the buttons they wanted to program them to do something and you had to get weird with reaching between.

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago

Xbox controller is also fine, as long as you intend on ordering a new one only to get a bong in the mail

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago
[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

If you’re still losing to blue shell in Mario kart after all this time please delete the game and stop wasting your time

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Oddjob’d in GoldenEye

The deep knowledge

[-] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Nah therapy is bad. Instead, start drinking and buy a gun. It makes life a lot more fun.

[-] Doom@ttrpg.network 6 points 3 months ago

some of them have it coming

this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2024
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