Aggressive vendor by Shieldtoad in c/cat@lemmy.world
[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago

The sign apparently says 'catch grass carp now, 10 Yuan/piece'. 10 Yuan is €1.29 or $1.40.

I'll never forgive Mitsubishi for what they did to the Eclipse by Shieldtoad in c/cars@lemmy.world
[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 86 points 3 weeks ago

Ford: "Hold my beer!"

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I managed to remove the lid of my yogurt this cleanly this morning (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago by Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works to c/oddlysatisfying@lemmy.world
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Notice from landlord by Shieldtoad in c/wtf@lemmy.wtf
[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 86 points 2 months ago

Strawberries aren't berries either.

The best athlete sponsorship by Shieldtoad in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
There's just something about it by Shieldtoad in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 226 points 3 months ago

The car is a Dongfeng M-Hero 917. It's Chinese.

Choices choices. by Shieldtoad in c/memes@lemmy.ml
Trust exercise by Shieldtoad in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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He's going to let her finish (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 months ago by Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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me_irl by Shieldtoad in c/me_irl@lemmy.ml
puzzling by Shieldtoad in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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This would be a nice temperature for Easter, not for Christmas Eve. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works to c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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14°C = 57°F

This ad that says “Wake up! A beach house is not a dream.” by Shieldtoad in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 104 points 10 months ago

They're right, a beach house isn't a dream. It's a nightmare.

Your house will constantly get sand inside. If there is a bit of wind your house gets sandblasted. You can't eat outside or seagulls will steal your food. Walking on sand is more difficult than walking on pavement or grass. You would have to be a madman to go live on a beach.

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Not everybody is welcome in this cat's store (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works to c/animalswithjobs@lemmy.world
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This split sink by Shieldtoad in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 468 points 11 months ago

They are meant to be installed in a corner.

*Permanently Deleted* by Shieldtoad in c/memes@lemmy.ml
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