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Quick tip for those of you on the dating apps (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

my first 3 photos are the exact same as your recommendations lol. no activity or silly/sexy photo though

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It is relatively intuitive lol, but a lot of people think they should have five super close selfies for some reason.
Other sins:

Person who has recently found their "good angle" so all photos is them from the same distance in the same lighting at the same angle, but in different outfits/locations.
oops, all group photos! (Only acceptable if you're on the polycules profile).
Grumpy cat! Remember to smile.
Grumpy Cat! No one wants to see your stale memes, they wanna see you.
Do y'all got anymore of them jay pegs? Grainy-ass photo of you is no good.

Sexy/silly picture is also optional, forgot to mention that. You have to have one, but you don't need to have both.

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

You have to have one, but you don't need to have both.

Not when you're as hot as me.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

All of these rules go out the window when you're a (hetero) lady, and I do not know what lesbians are into (apart from flannel apparently), so I won't deign to pretend.