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[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 4 months ago

That was great

[-] sleen@lemmy.zip 57 points 4 months ago

Unfortunately still doesn't explain what to do when you're covered in piss 😔

[-] towerful@programming.dev 16 points 4 months ago

Clearly you use your keyboard to dry you off

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

At that point you either take a shower or start licking

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 months ago

Would you do it for $100?

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

If I had the $100 to spare I'd totally take you up on that

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago

You mean p!$$

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