[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago

The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who's missing?

The giraffe! They're still in the refrigerator.

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Meme, photo of something, whatever! Bonus points if you're brave enough to share it.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago

I'm of the opinion that if you don't want people performing sex work, you should be enacting measures to improve people's quality of life to where that's not their only option. The workers themselves should have legal protections and be permitted to perform their job like any other worker is.

I suspect some people would prefer that as a regulated option anyway, and they should be defended in their choice to do so. Sex work is work.

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[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago

Depends on the color of bandana you're wearing

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Not like just a smile or a puff of air out your nose, but a full on laugh?

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[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 100 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So she was transferred to a men's facility from a women's, denied any opportunity to appeal, and thrown in solitary for not going willingly. I wonder, are they going to keep her in solitary for the rest of her imprisonment, or are they going to release her and put a woman in with the men at the prison? Either seems like a completely fucked up option.

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[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 78 points 2 months ago

Gotta say, I didn't see this coming

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 114 points 2 months ago

Take another rip while throwing up the horns, establish dominance

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My weakness is tiramisu, it's so frickin good. Hook me up with a piece of that and I'm in heaven.

But what about you, what dessert item really moves your meter?

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago

I was in the drink it camp right up until

the experts found bone remains and a gold ring at the bottom of the glass vessel. 

It must have been a bone dry white wine though

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 78 points 3 months ago

That sounds awful! If you're gonna bring something to class, you need to bring enough for everyone.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 77 points 4 months ago

If I ever go to Mississippi I guess I'm gonna have to piss on the governor's mansion instead

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 95 points 5 months ago

I made a therapy appointment

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 147 points 8 months ago

Washington should turn around and issue an arrest warrant for this idiot if he keeps on with trying to violate HIPAA.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

There's no ethical way to kill someone who doesn't want to die. This applies to more than just humans.

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