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"I'm the greatest cook of all time. I, and this really happened folks, it really happened. I invented cooking. My uncle worked in the produce section at Kroger. Very smart man. Good genes. Very good genes. Very smart. Worked at Kroger. He told me all about brussel sprouts. Now the highly processed Democrats, they're going to try to take away your refrigerator. They're gonna try. They're going to walk right into your kitchen and wheel your refrigerator out the door. That's what they're gonna do. But you know what, were not gonna let 'em. We're gonna make anchovies great again!"

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2024
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