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[-] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 197 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What if I prefer this?

#define CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET {
#define CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET }
#define CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET (
#define CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET )
#define PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP :
#define COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP ;

int main CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET
  if CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET 1 CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET
    asm volatile CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET
      "mov $1, %%rax\n"
      "mov $1, %%rdi\n"
      "lea message(%%rip), %%rsi\n"
      "mov $4, %%edx\n"
      "syscall\n"
      PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP
      PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP
      PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP "%rax", "%rdi", "%rsi", "%rdx"
    CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
  CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET
  return 0 COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET

asm CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ".section .data\n"
  "message: .ascii \"wut\\n\"\n"
  ".section .text\n" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 4 months ago

You can't be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 28 points 4 months ago

Asylum? We have the electric chair for this.

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 months ago

Yeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after lea

[-] z500@startrek.website 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You win a free trip to the Hague

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

They don't even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Still need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.

[-] lud@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

The taxi chauffeur can be judge and do it on the way to the gulag.

Obviously the sentence is predetermined.

[-] dariusj18@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

Can this be done with emoji?

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago

Acceptable, just FYI I added a pre-commit git hook, please rebase your changes.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 18 points 4 months ago

Thanks. I hate it.

this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2024
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