[-] z500@startrek.website 35 points 1 month ago

Several beings perish each cycle from this

[-] z500@startrek.website 49 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You win a free trip to the Hague

[-] z500@startrek.website 70 points 5 months ago

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

[-] z500@startrek.website 75 points 6 months ago

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

[-] z500@startrek.website 64 points 8 months ago

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always hoped

[-] z500@startrek.website 41 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There ๐Ÿ‘ are ๐Ÿ‘ 23,328 ๐Ÿ‘ genders ๐Ÿ‘

[-] z500@startrek.website 54 points 10 months ago

Who the fuck has time for three girlfriends?

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[-] z500@startrek.website 45 points 1 year ago

In the 2000s women were straight up having orgasms in shampoo commercials.

[-] z500@startrek.website 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I remember I used to be subscribed to a mailing list for a programming language. A friend of the lead developer set the mailing list up for them at his university, and then went off and did his own thing. It was completely unmoderated. Some kid sent a "neat little proggy" his friend Dieter wrote. If the extent of my Internet usage wasn't limited to free email through Juno, my entire hard drive probably would have gotten deleted that day lol

[-] z500@startrek.website 75 points 1 year ago

unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep

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