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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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So much weirdness. The box fans inserted into the walls. On Pic 38, the shower faucets are outside of the shower itself. All the ceiling fans. The "conference room" or perhaps church space. In Pic 28, using the carpet as "wallpaper," and similarly in 29, the carpet for the top surface of the half wall. Using PVC pipes as handrails on stairs or in the closets and hanger bars. And it looks like the vehicle in the garage might actually be a hearse!
Good find!
By time you reach the carpeted walls it's actually slightly jarring for there to be such an unexpected change like that. I'm pretty sure the black room was carpet as well, but it could also just be pixelation, I'm not 100% sure.
Didn't notice the other odds though, was too horrified by the walls and ceilings .. and then after the carpet, the garage.. my goodness.