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[-] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 22 points 3 months ago

How do I get sponsored by cheese? urgent

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 23 points 3 months ago

Are you a beautiful Italian gymnast skilled enough to become an olympian?

[-] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 22 points 3 months ago

no but i can eat a whole box of kraft mac n cheese in one sitting if i try rly hard

[-] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 12 points 3 months ago

can olympians do that? i’ve never seen any of them do it so i will assume not.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh yeah, the will 100% annihilate a box of mac and cheese. Like, just devour. Like it's nothing.

It's unreal, they consume an absolutely absurd amount of calories. Some athletes expend enough in a day to power most of us for almost a week.

They will take that box and turn it into a bunch of backflips or something wild.

[-] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 4 points 3 months ago

is that how they get the cheese sponsorship??

[-] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 5 points 3 months ago
[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago

That one is a mystery to me I'm afraid.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 3 months ago

I'll have to check the rule book but as someone who knows extremely little about Parmesan cheese (other than the fact that is fucking delicious), I would say you have promise and will go far in the cheese universe.

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