"EMS has a fleet, take one that's charged."
or
"65+% charge is good enough to get there and back, go!"
Pair that, coffee, and regular physical activity ftw
Also, lots of water.
CBD+caffeine
There's eboards, electric unicycles, folding bikes, and all sorts of other, more practical designs. Yanko Design always posts crazy, impractical, but imaginative things like this. I'd never buy one (or recommend one) but it's fun to share.
Fuck cancer.
This thing looks like it would throw the rider after the first pothole and you can't really jump/ollie it either. Maintenance also looks ludicrously expensive.
Ebikes: Don't cheap out and get an Engwe or Gotrax or whatever other randomly generated name they came up with.
Buy from your local bike shops, not Amazon.
This is why the GOP has fought to destroy the public education system for decades: It's way easier to manipulate poorly educated people to vote against their own interests compared to well educated people who are more likely to have learned critical thinking.
Hotdogussy