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[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Taking a shit is a human right but you can’t do that in a theater either.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Actually my local theater has a special room just for that.

[-] Azzu@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

They are actually legally required to have bathrooms...

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

In case English is a second language for you I will explain:

in the theater” = the dark place with a screen/stage and amphitheater seating.

at the theater” = the building/collection of buildings that support the screen/stage, such as ticket booths, food and drink vendors, and bathrooms

Please do not shit in the theater or you will be arrested.

this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
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