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No, see. Tooth decay, like carnivorousness, only began after Adam and Eve got expelled from Eden. Prior to that, everything existed in harmony sustained on thoughts and prayers.

why the fuck do you and another commenter have the same exact fucking start. Is the matrix breaking what the fuck is this shit

[-] RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I'm using the same structure as the original comment to make it easier to compare/contrast.

The fact that it's causing you mental unrest means you need to report to the main office for a Voight-Kampff test. The tortoise lays on its back, it's belly baking in the hot sun trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

damn, shit you right. My bad.

as for why i'm not helping, the tortoise isn't real, it doesn't exist.

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