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[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 months ago

I haven't been able to find it in years, but SB got an email from some chick who wanted to bone him (or whatever PG-13 lingo they used), and accidently deleted it. He panics, then gets another email that's all broken English, but claiming to be the same person. At first excited, he then says:

"You are not [name]! You are not even literate!" And let me tell you, my 10 year old ass laughed until I dang near pissed myself

[-] gla3dr@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

"Come back Ali... Come back Ali's sister..."

[-] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

That was the "sisters" sbemail!

"Well, Ali. There's ONE of me. A-deleted..."

"DELETED!? WHAT?! WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? NO! UNDELETED! UNDELETED!"

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago

Holy crap, I was convinced I'd never get to see it again! That's exactly the one, watched it just now! Thanks!

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 4 points 3 months ago

Then he'd dream about who's hotter. Ali or Ali's sister. And you could click on the pictures and they would cycle through women from Leisure Suit Larry.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 months ago

Yes! OMG, I'd forgotten about that!

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