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[-] borf@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 months ago

Weird guy who admitted to fucking a couch

[-] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Technically he didn't admit it. Just didn't deny it.

[-] borf@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 months ago
[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

So does the couch. But no word from them yet. Might be undercover.

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