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Anon attempts blackmail
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this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
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Jfc, Anon. Blackmail is your first thought?
it's a green text, this almost certainly never happened
Fake: Anon is clearly fantasizing about seeing his teacher naked.
Gay: Anon's first thought is to exploit this for video games.
Real: anon's first thought is to exploit this for video games
Gay: anon is not fantasizing about his teacher
Who hasn't? You're stuck in a room for a few hours every day all day and the mind wanders into some dark places.
Mr. Appletree, you geriatric prime hunk of man... How many rolls cover your wrinkle stick?
Yeah that was my point. Anon didn't discover his teacher's secret Only Fans account. He was just day dreaming.