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Anon drinks milk
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this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
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I think the thing is, you cannot drink a gallon of milk within some timeframe without puking. I forget where I heard that from...
Not very science of you friendo. Drink a gallon and confirm whether or not this is true. Otherwise you're just spreading baseless propaganda and we only allow based propaganda in these here parts.
Anon said a carton of milk. While you could get a gallon of milk in a carton, it would be more reasonable to assume anon is drinking from a smaller carton — maybe even one of those single serving cartons like the ones from school lunches. Though, I guess it would be much weirder to be walking around while drinking a gallon of milk, so maybe you’re right.
Yeah, carton to me means a cardboard container, so something well less than a gallon. Honestly, the biggest carton I've seen is like a pint, which is a reasonable serving.
Depends on how its sold locally. I can get pints and half-pints of milk at the local gas station, even sold in your choice of white, chocolate, strawberry or a seasonal flavor
My experience of doing GOMAD disproves that, I've had plenty of occasions where I drank it in a single session instead of spreading it out through the day.. But it may or may not be possible if you aren't accustomed to drinking a gallon of milk every day
The greentext specifies a carton, which suggests it's less than a gallon.
Pops did it
I'm not saying it's true; I'm saying it's something I have heard commonly; and it's my only guess as to why they were laughing.
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